Midgets are people too, and they need love just like the rest of us. So today we’re looking at 4 wacky midget porn videos from across the web. Not going to lie, they’re all pretty weird, because for some reason whenever a midget acts in porn, it usually turns out to be pretty weird because chances are, if you’re into midget porn, you’re into other weird porn too. That being said, brace yourself for the weirdest and funniest midget porn videos online. I can’t even believe the first video exists.
What the fuck did I just watch? It starts off with a shirtless obese man crying while dressed as a baby. He’s sitting at a table with a bunch of normal looking, well dressed people and there’s a clown in the background. They’re apparently celebrating his birthday.
There’s a nude midget who goes around the table giving everyone a chance to lick her tits and eventually people take turns fucking her and eating her midget pussy on the table.
The music playing is “carnivalesque”, appropriately so and well yeah, this is probably one of the weirdest porn videos iv’e ever watched in my life. It’s downright disturbing at some points. Enjoy, if you dare.
Yes, it’s a Wizard of Oz porn parody with singing and midgets. It’s hard to understand the dialogue because the audio quality is not great, but one thing for sure is the witch has a pretty foul mouth and instructs her “dog” (the midget) to suck the tin mans dick. You’re not in Kansas anymore Dorothy!
The storyline behind this is that a man finds a gargoyle in the woods and brings it home to his hot blonde wife. He’s going away on a business trip and so the gargoyle is supposed to offer protection to his woman while he’s away.
Little does he know, the gargoyle is really a living midget that wakes his wife up for a fuck while she’s sleeping after he leaves town. The man comes back to find the gargoyle perched where he left him, however this time he’s without pants and his midget dick is dangling over the night stand…it’s pretty hilarious.
Who remembers Jerry Springer? The trashiest talk show on television for its time. Did you know they made an “too hot for TV” version, making the already lowbrow talk show even trashier? Believe it or not, it’s true and here it is in case if you didn’t feel like paying the $19.99 back in the 90’s when this shit was popular.
The show wasn’t centered around midgets but it did contain a midget who got on stage and did a naked handstand, so it’s on the list. That, and because of the general bizarre nature of the show itself.
Did you get your fix for midget porn? Personally, i’m good for this lifetime, and the next few to come. Come back tomorrow for more fucked up porn videos.
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